Vern HATES ads!!!


the explanation!


Okay. Some of you out there are probably wondering why my bro would start a comic about me. Some of you might say it's about the popularity -- he tells me that I've got some fans already, just for appearing on Sundays once in a while to introduce his Classic strips -- but I'm not into that.

You might think it's about the money, but I assure you that I'm not into that, either... and even if I was, my bro is WAY too cheap to pay me, much less even buy me Christmas presents sometimes!

Nope. I started appearing as a regular feature to make fun of two specific people -- my bro's girlfriend's sister Lauren, and her pal Kaelen. You might know them better as that bubbly-gum duo, KARN. I mean, LOOK at them. Aren't they just BEGGING to be made a little fun of?

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm sure they're nice girls and all -- bro tells me that he met them and they're both really cool people. But they're definitely not my type.

I wasn't gonna make a big deal out of it, but then I thought to myself, "God! What if people start thinking that ALL girls are like that?" So I figured, to play it safe, I should show you that some of us mosh to the beat of a diferent drum.

Does that make me or her better than the other? Nah. Just 'cause I don't do their thing don't mean that they suck. I just wanted to show you that my thing don't suck, either.




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(MORE STUFF, like LINKS and actual VERN ART and such will be coming SOON!)
For now, go read some Eat The Roses or J-Walkin'!